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Fandom reblogs, misc, etc etc. Aunt Mimi is just avoiding anything that looks like productive work day.

closetshipping:

autocorrect changed “orcrist” to “orchids” so here’s a lame flower pun comic. 

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hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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shinjukugewalt:

I got a haircut and my hair is turquoise/green now + I bought the skirt piece to the croptop

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
hypo-jectural hypo-jectural Said:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

A 10-year-old in Atlanta escaped a kidnapper in the most improbable way. Now, a number of organizations in the area are teaming up to offer a $10,000 reward in the investigation. On the night of March 31, Willie Myrick was outside taking care of his pet Chihuahua. The boy spotted a few dollars near a tree. When he walked over to the money, a man grabbed Willie and forced him into a four-door Honda Civic.

wiegenliedmitternachtkonigin:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

destielismyantidrug:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

so is it just me or did it kinda look like Dean was expecting a kiss as Cas got up and just nodded in resignation when he was cruelly denied?
i know it’s ooc and dumb shut up it’s my new headcanon okay fuck you



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And here I thought I was the only one :D

wiegenliedmitternachtkonigin:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

destielismyantidrug:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

so is it just me or did it kinda look like Dean was expecting a kiss as Cas got up and just nodded in resignation when he was cruelly denied?

i know it’s ooc and dumb shut up it’s my new headcanon okay fuck you

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YOU HAVE MADE MY POST THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD YOU WIN THANK MUCH

And here I thought I was the only one :D

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imperfectcas:

secretlymartinfreeman:

klarolicityswan:

I´m dying.

at least he won’t have trouble with that anymore

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